Pretty Girl With A Hand Grenade

DELETE.

your phone number written on the tip line does NOT COUNT as a tip.

Just wait until I actually enter a whole phone number AS a tip, you cheap bastards.

DEALBREAKER.

pwrbttm:

pancakenation answered your question: There are two types of people:

FLIED LICE

Well, I was going to stick to the high road and not go there…. BUT NOOOOOOO YOU JUST HAD TO HUH?

;)

Last night I made up “frash apprets”

lolz

If you show me the cliff, I’ll jump right off it.  haahaha.  FRASH APPRETS.  Using.  Forever.

STEP. OFF.

We agreed that it was a “deposit” on your piece of shit car, and that if something happened on either end… I’d get it back, or pay you the rest and GET THE CAR.

Guess what.

I bought a different car because yours was so covered in rust you described it as “red”.  Also because I needed a car ASAP, and you took your sweet time getting back to me.  Too late, lady.  You have both my phone numbers and my email address.  There was no excuse.

Telling me “German law” will require ME to pay the junking fee if you have to junk it because you can’t sell it fast enough (before you skip town, you mean)…just makes me laugh.

Neither of us are German citizens, we’re here on SOFA agreements (and damn I wish that meant a couch), and cannot sue each other under German law.  

You’re an idiot, I’m coming for my money you crazy bitch.

Rot in hell,

Lara

I like being stalked. *wink*  Nah, I understand, I do that too — but hey, who wouldn’t like someone who likes all the same stuff, yeah? :P

Niiiiice, that copied and pasted like that!  I’m scared to break into the “white chunky” kit kat, though…. >_<

Hm, the magical pasting thing didn’t work that time.  OH WELL.  

I miss Target.  le sigh.  I’m scared of colors!!!  I don’t know what to do with them on my body!  Erm.  But really, my fall backs are neutrals, yup.  

I think I’d just DIE if somebody was like “hey, love that gloss baby”…and left a tip.  BEST. DAY. EVER.  Lip gloss goes so under appreciated in today’s world.