September 2011
Anonymous asked: i'm so lost on your living situation.
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The couple that has succeeded in making my life...
Time to figure out what I can do at 8PM in El Paso that doesn’t involve drinking. Maybe I’ll go to a movie.
Fuckers.
I want to walk up to the husband and be like, “YOU HAPPY FOOL? YOUR EVIL PLAN WORKED!” just to see what he’d say.
Once Ro’s money is all gone, they’ll be gone too. That’s the saddest part of it all.
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scottfriday replied to your photo: What does this even mean???
guata-fahk DOES that mean?
And once again, Monsieur Friday wins the internet.
August 2011
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“It takes great courage to see the world in all its tainted glory, and still to...”
– Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband (via cass2frass)
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How to properly hide alcohol in pictures you post...
I’m too old to have to hide alcohol but this is brilliant.
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Well that was fast.
SG photoshoot next Wednesday at 2pm.
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Potato sauce.
Vodka.
Men vs Boys
With a man, you feel like you’re being taken - and you like it.
With a boy, you feel like they’re stealing something from you - and you don’t like it.
Alone sushi
is still delicious.
iamzombiedog asked: so then why do you think ALL corgi's are boring just because of one corgi? it's like pointing at any other dog and saying, "that dog is a lazy turd nugget so all the dogs of the same breed are lazy turd nuggest" lol the guy who is doing your sleeve understands me, i wasn't trying to argue, i was just pointing out that corgi's are definitely not a boring breed. maybe...
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nomnomnom: Corgi obsession? →
iamzombiedog:
pancakenation:
I don’t get it. The guy who is doing my sleeve has one and it’s legitimately the most boring dog ever.
0_0 WHAT? they are ranked 11th smartest dog in “The World’s Smartest Breeds”. (yes, they are quite intelligent/fast learning doggies!) they are energetic, with the…
I don’t care quite that much. Just saying the only Corgi I’ve ever met is a...
Oh, I AM BALLER.
I just convinced a sushi restaurant that does not deliver, TO DELIVER.
Whut whut.
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Vintage Inspired Swimsuit 50's Style Red Polka Dot... →
I want this for a photoshoot. I’m not really vintage-y, but it would look fantastic.
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sunshinedusk replied to your post: I applied to Suicide Girls.
I’m considering doing it too. I have very mixed feelings about whether or not I should
You’re only young once, and this body won’t be around forever. I feel like I’ll be proud of it when I’m 80.
The kidlets are playing "time out".
“YOU get time out!”
“NO!”
“YES! ONE MINUTE!”
“NO!”
“TWO MINUTES!”
I’m hearing myself here… I feel flattered even though I’m pretty sure they’re mocking me.
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Superfluous letters.
Hamster should have a “p” in it: Hampster.
Roger should never have a “d” in it: Rodger?!
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It is absolutely impossible to make important...
Trying to set up my electricity and internet for the new place.
Is it that annoying for the person on the other line???
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sheerwater replied to your post: I applied to Suicide Girls.
but you’re worth so much more than that….
It’ll be fun. :)
I applied to Suicide Girls.
Cross your fingers?
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