January 2012
Anybody want a live in housekeeper/cook/tv-hogger?
x_x
Jan 31st
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Oh also.
Mrs Boss gave me a schedule this week of Tue/Wed/Fri. She texts me this morning, “WHERE ARE YOU???” It’s Monday. I told her the schedule she gave me was T/W/F.  She said, “Forget it, I found someone else.” For today or for good?  ALL THE PUNCHES TO THE FACE IN THE WORLD.
Jan 30th
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So, I can get affordable meds.
It’s finding a doctor who will prescribe them to me as a new patient.  They’re tricky about that.  But I have an appointment tomorrow, and I plan to bring my stacks of medical records indicating I’ve been on these medications for years and the dates of the refills, as well as the pill bottles with pills still in them. Let’s hope this doctor is kind.  I can’t afford...
Jan 30th
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I hate a whole box of Girl Scout cookies today.
Just wanted y’all to know I partied.
Jan 30th
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I get hopeful so quickly and when things go to...
Never ending circle. It’s okay.  I have new things to be hopeful about but I don’t want to jinx them by talking about it. I’ll know this week. Would be great to quit this god awful job, I’m done with nannying FOR REAL.
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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classof1969: there’s literally no way to know how many chameleons are in your house
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star-boy replied to your post: A tattoo of me on my chest. Tattoo of your face on your face* HA! Trying to imagine that makes my brain hurt.
Jan 30th
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A tattoo of me on my chest.
DOUBLE ME!
Jan 30th
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Eeeeeepy-cray.
Sums up the efforts of anyone trying to set me up.
Jan 30th
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Lately I don't want anything to do with people who...
I’m not making friends just to make them.  What can they DO for me?  Selfish, huh? If I get to know someone a little bit and it turns out they’re a deadbeat loser with no ambition, sayonara.   Hm.  Wonder when/if this will change?
Jan 30th
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If we knew each other's secrets, what comfort we...
-Collins
Jan 30th
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thisguyles replied to your post: Working… for the weekend? totally how I’m PRETENDING to feel ^_^
Jan 29th
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Working... for the weekend?
Jan 28th
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If I give you an out because you're being an...
Jan 28th
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Listening to Kanye West 24/7.
Because it doesn’t remind me of anything.
Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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martinfreemans: there are two types of people: those who clear their unused time off the microwave and those who deserve to be burnt at the stake. :)
Jan 27th
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That's it, I'm done with Dean Koontz.
This latest one is a total snooze, I’m not even finishing it.  
Jan 27th
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Didn't end up posting all the anons from...
I ALWAYS post the nice ones. ;) Because I’ll believe anything you tell me as long as it’s a compliment. 
Jan 27th
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“The best part of having a relationship is getting to call the person or lay down...”
– Tegan Quin 
Jan 27th
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Anonymous asked: nobody cares
Jan 27th
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Anonymous asked: skeet skeet motherfucker
Jan 27th
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Anonymous asked: CAN I HAVE MOOSE
Jan 27th
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Anonymous asked: you used to post sexy pictures and you don't anymore why?
Jan 27th
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Ten anon messages just from today.
I’m bored enough I might answer them. I’m sorry in advance.
Jan 27th
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