05 7 / 2012
Tally.
Being gay in the military:
1. You don’t tell anyone, and no one knows your business.
Being a chick in the military:
1. Everyone knows you have a vagina.
2. Everyone wants in on that.
3. Whether you let them in on that or not, everyone assumes you did.
4. Everyone knows your business.
5. Everyone pretends to know your business.