18 10 / 2012
bridgemonkey replied to your post: bridgemonkey replied to your post: Things that I…
Pretty sure I have relayed this information. She also happened to be married to an air force guy at the time. I know, I know. Just supporting the troops.
Oh that one. lol
I still totally judge you for that. ;)
18 10 / 2012
bridgemonkey replied to your post: Things that I will never use as a weapon:
Had girl who, when I finally left her, came back a few days later and told me she was pregnant. Then after I watched her pee on the stick and nothing happened, she came back and said that she had a miscarriage. Psychotic bitch.
WHY IS THIS BRAND NEW INFORMATION.
17 10 / 2012
"It’s a most distressing affliction to have a sentimental heart and a skeptical mind."
(Source: colourthysoul, via aurora-borealison)
16 10 / 2012
bridgemonkey replied to your post: cronusdualscars: thespookyastabater: a kiss…
A kiss makes ur day, butt sex makes your hole weak.
Ok this makes much more sense.
16 10 / 2012
bridgemonkey replied to your post: The internet is weird.
Are you sad they moved on?
Heck no. I thought the fact they were “in love” with me was silly anyway.
15 10 / 2012
15 10 / 2012
bridgemonkey replied to your post: It’s only 10AM
Keep going! Best fb drama since that time I left my phone at my ex’s best friends house.
What, clearly I need to hear this story!
