20 3 / 2013
Someone complained on my 45 minute flight because JetBlue wasn’t serving their full menu of complimentary snacks.
i think everyone should be forced to fly in a C-5 at least once in their lives. or at least ryan air.
you almost have to bring your own seat.
14 12 / 2012
cokedupjesus replied to your post: please-and-thank-y0u reblogged your post: Research…
What have you stepped into?
26 11 / 2012
cokedupjesus replied to your post: haniemarie replied to your post: So. My ex’s aunt…
That’s a lot of bullshit.
It was bullshit from the beginning my dear. But young love is blind.
15 11 / 2012
And that one came from pure miscommunication. It’s not like we’re not going to war there. The question is when.
I miscommunicate on purpose when I don’t want to fight. Which uuuuuuuusually makes it worse.
15 11 / 2012
cokedupjesus replied to your post: behindthecounterinasmalltown replied to your post:…
Don’t think I’ve ever been too upset by your posts. Butting heads is fun usually.
Pretty sure my fav was accusing you of having an Iranian fwb.
08 11 / 2012
cokedupjesus replied to your post: Nov 1, Iran fired on a US drone in international air space.
And couldn’t hit it. AND COULDN’T HIT IT! Also I would think that taking our citizens prisoner is a bit more of a line crossing, but nope. Call me when they blow up a naval vessel and blame it on the Iranians.
It’s the motive, not the action, I care about. Calm your tits. You have an Iranian fuck buddy or something?
06 11 / 2012
Sorry! It is clearly a joke though.
I know. TOLD YOU I GOT THE GIRL ISSUES. They make me cray and I can’t help it.
06 11 / 2012
cokedupjesus replied to your post: If I wanted a one-sided friendship/fwb/relationship…
One sides relationships are all over the place. Flooding the market. I have like 50 myself with numerous women around town, they just don’t know it yet.
See shit like this makes me itchy even though it’s funny.
Guuuuuuuuurl, I have more issues than National Geographic.
26 10 / 2012
Someone went blur tool crazy!
C’mon dude, I haven’t posted anything this revealing thus far, so I’m gonna be grateful for that blur tool right now thx. ;)
24 10 / 2012
cokedupjesus replied to your post: If we met, we’d have a knife fight. Then we go buy some of those super sweet Mexican sodas. Then I think we might catch a funny movie and then pretend to shop for calendars. Then wed die from our wounds from the knife fight.
I know how to use an ask box. I just don’t use it!
WHY NOT YOU TOO GOOD FOR AN ASK BOX JESUS TANGERINE CHRIST