20 3 / 2013

cokedupjesus replied to your post: well i’ll never get that 4 minutes back

Someone complained on my 45 minute flight because JetBlue wasn’t serving their full menu of complimentary snacks.

i think everyone should be forced to fly in a C-5 at least once in their lives.  or at least ryan air.

you almost have to bring your own seat.  

14 12 / 2012

cokedupjesus replied to your post: please-and-thank-y0u reblogged your post: Research…

What have you stepped into?

MUMBLR x_x

26 11 / 2012

cokedupjesus replied to your post: haniemarie replied to your post: So. My ex’s aunt…

That’s a lot of bullshit.

It was bullshit from the beginning my dear.  But young love is blind.

15 11 / 2012

cokedupjesus replied to your post: cokedupjesus replied to your post:…

And that one came from pure miscommunication. It’s not like we’re not going to war there. The question is when.

I miscommunicate on purpose when I don’t want to fight.  Which uuuuuuuusually makes it worse.  

15 11 / 2012

cokedupjesus replied to your post: behindthecounterinasmalltown replied to your post:…

Don’t think I’ve ever been too upset by your posts. Butting heads is fun usually.

Pretty sure my fav was accusing you of having an Iranian fwb. 

08 11 / 2012

cokedupjesus replied to your post: Nov 1, Iran fired on a US drone in international air space.

And couldn’t hit it. AND COULDN’T HIT IT! Also I would think that taking our citizens prisoner is a bit more of a line crossing, but nope. Call me when they blow up a naval vessel and blame it on the Iranians.

It’s the motive, not the action, I care about.  Calm your tits. You have an Iranian fuck buddy or something?

06 11 / 2012

cokedupjesus replied to your post: cokedupjesus replied to your post: If I wanted a…

Sorry! It is clearly a joke though.

I know.  TOLD YOU I GOT THE GIRL ISSUES.  They make me cray and I can’t help it.

06 11 / 2012

cokedupjesus replied to your post: If I wanted a one-sided friendship/fwb/relationship…

One sides relationships are all over the place. Flooding the market. I have like 50 myself with numerous women around town, they just don’t know it yet.

See shit like this makes me itchy even though it’s funny.

Guuuuuuuuurl, I have more issues than National Geographic. 

26 10 / 2012

cokedupjesus replied to your photo: SST

Someone went blur tool crazy!

C’mon dude, I haven’t posted anything this revealing thus far, so I’m gonna be grateful for that blur tool right now thx. ;)

24 10 / 2012