22 1 / 2013

earljrsmith:

prettygirlwithahandgrenade:

smarmosaur:

thetessellations:

prettygirlwithahandgrenade:

earljrsmith:

as a white person i apologize

i don’t

grow up and stop asking for apologies

I don’t believe that being born white is something I need to apologize for.

I love these ladies, and this is part of the reason why. THANK YOU FOR THAT. I often feel so much “white people guilt” and I’m so over it. I’m Canadian and apologize to people who bump in to me, I don’t need any extra guilt thank you very much. People need to take responsibility for their own actions and stop making the socially competent get shit on for it.

WHITE GIRL HUGS YEAAAH.

^can’t wait for the haterade on that one. 

My penis is

VERY soft right now

y’all.  y’all. 

between this dickwad and the “artist” we are making so many damn friends

(Source: rlffraff, via rlffraff)

08 1 / 2013

Thanks for your advice you lovely nuggets.  This feels right.  I’m glad to have made good friends here, EVEN IF IT IS THE INTERNET blah blah blargh. ;)

03 1 / 2013

I can count on my girls (and guys, Marc!) to come angrily to my aide and that is literally the best thing ever. YEP IT SUCKED.  But now it’s done, and I’m glad I found out he couldn’t hack an LDR before I got any more invested.

My specialty seems to be LDRs.  I like the time I get to myself to do my things… like watch awful TV, be crafty, read my stories, etc.  And I’m really good at being a long distance GF…. gifts in the mail, cute letters, … so I know it sure as fuck wasn’t me.

:)

26 12 / 2012

for smarmy

for smarmy

07 11 / 2012

smarmosaur replied to your post: Helping decorate the barn for the wedding.

That just means that you get first choice of all the single men at the wedding.

Exactly.  I need a moment alone with my brother to grill him on his single friends attending.  And if my SIL has any heart at all she won’t make me walk with a married groomsman I MEAN COME ON.

03 11 / 2012

smarmosaur replied to your post: smarmosaur replied to your post: ohmissqueue…

“LET ME LOVE YOU!” I usually scare everyone away with all my FEELINGS, I feel like this is an accurate .gif

Then pee, my love.  PEE WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND.

03 11 / 2012

smarmosaur replied to your post: smarmosaur replied to your post: ohmissqueue…

“LET ME LOVE YOU!” I usually scare everyone away with all my FEELINGS, I feel like this is an accurate .gif

That gif is how I feel every single day.  I think we need to revisit it:

02 11 / 2012

smarmosaur replied to your post: ohmissqueue replied to your post: I can’t really…

I think an average time line for relationships is kind of silly. I mean I understand waiting and not jumping in to anything when you’re apprehensive, but when it’s right, it’s just right. I’m a firm believer in following your heart first ;)

Preach. (I agree.)  This’ll be me following my heart:

31 10 / 2012

smarmosaur replied to your post: you make fat look bad.

What does that even mean? You are neither fat nor bad looking. FOOLS

24 10 / 2012

smarmosaur replied to your post: Found a sandwich bag full o’ weed today.

Did you steal it? That would help you sleep hahaha

No shit!  Arghhh Texas please legalize already!